Any Idiot Can Write A Book

There are some things that really make me go Hmmm.

As if Sarah Palin's Going Rogue weren't bad enough, daughter Bristol has a memoir out.


This is just insane.

Her journey so far?

Pardon me while I throw up!

That's almost as bad as Miley Cyrus writing a book.

I realize publishers want to make scads of money off talentless people.

At least Miley has had some legitimate fame.

But Bristol Palin.

All she's done is get knocked up and go on Dancing With The Stars. I'm sorry that doesn't warrant a book in my eyes.

There are millions of teenaged girls making their way in the world with babies. Most of them have slightly more sane parents too.  Maybe one of them should write a book. Anything would be better than giving the Palin family more time in the spotlight!

American's Have Taste For Shit

American's Have Taste For Shit

No I'm not weighing in on the Conan/Leno debacle. They can all go to hell in a handbasket with their talentless asses wrapped in a butaine blanket for all I care. Seriously, this is not a national issue. This is further proof that businesses from banks to networks are run by morons. Oh and as a viewing public we are morons.

What brought this on? Besides hearing more than I can stand about Coconumnutshead and Chin the Great and Powerful?

The cast of Jersey Shore and the fact that a bazillion people watch this. Cos the cast are fighting to get $10,000 an episode now. (BTW they get that for certain PR things they do already) Seriously, dudes and dudettes, you don't deserve a penny.

WTF! JUST SERIOUSLY WTF!!!!

Let's give these absolute dunderheads lots of money so they can behave badly.

OMG FUCK NO!

The fact that people watch this shit is proof that as a society we're sinking to levels of intelligence so low that cave men look like Einstein. I will make apologies to all the cave men that I insulted by that.

In the 80s when my parents said that we shouldn't watch Mtv because it would rot our brains, I scoffed at them. As I see what the network is becoming and what people are watching, I have a feeling they knew more than I thought they did at the time.

This show is why we should be fearful for the planet, not global warming. This is far worse, its GLOBAL STUPIDITY!

And what else proves this: Jon and Kate Plus 8 and the fact that people really cared about that clusterfuck of a marriage, The Kardasheins or however the fuck you spell that name and all the other fucked up pathetic reality shows that disguise themselves as entertainment so the networks can save money.

Tune in tomorrow when I ponder Bristol Palin's vow of celibacy.