Look, normally when I see a celebrity tran wreck going down, I feel kind of bad and just hope they get help, but some of this Charlie Sheen shit is golden. And I'm going to leave it at that and let the internet and its greatest gems speak for themselves tonight.
First, some links: www.livethesheendream.com and pictures of baby sloths paired with some of Charlie's finest quotes.
And now, an artist rendering of this chaos.
Keep on winning, wenches.